TOFTS

abbreviation of "Too old for this shit"

a friend asks you how you are

"oh same old mate, but i think i caught a bad case of TOFTS lately"

by OldManChild July 6, 2023

Tofts

Acronym. Too Old For That Shit. Appropriate to use without the preceding pronoun. Generally accompanied by a sigh or a newly creaking joint.

I had a work event tonight where I had to shout to be heard. Tofts.

by kultaporo March 12, 2024