Tiffiny

A beautiful woman, usually has amazing eyes and awesome hair. She is the strongest person, she cares for those she loves more than herself. If anything she deserves the world. Every guy wants her but she is hard to win over she will not settle for just anyone but she always find the person she’s looking for. She is one of the easiest people to have fun with, is usually a Leo! Everyone’s mouth drops when she enters a room, she is stunning and she is so beautiful. She is believed to be a dream, don’t mess up when you get ahold of a Tiffiny. She is a bad ass bitch!

Tiffiny is like a dream. Tiffiny is a once in a lifetime catch.

by Izabell January 13, 2019

Sperm Toffee

Toffee made out of semen.

A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.

Mom: Anyone hungry from a long day at school?
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!

by Pastry Chef May 25, 2009

toffee log

A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.

by Ms T February 21, 2003

Toffee Bus

A bus on which a window licker would ride

Look at that mong over there on the toffee bus licking the windows

by silverfox_73 September 26, 2009

toffee strings

The hairs around your arsehole encrusted with faecal matter and dried toilet tissue

I went down on my girlfriend and she had toffee strings, dirty bitch!

by Hola Alan! August 31, 2006

Tiffin Girls

Tiffin Girls are highly academic but so much more. They all look down upon TKA, the school directly next door, who pretend TGS is a terrible school. But the girls themselves are courageous, constantly under pressure and intelligent emotionally as well as academically. With a few exceptions, the school is a wonderful community that everyone loved and accepted into.

The Tiffin Girls School is in Kingston

by Hibeehooman June 21, 2023

tiffiny

Tiffiny is a gorgeous, friendly and affectionate lady who's one of the nicest people you will ever meet. That is, until you get on her bad side. If you happen to cross a Tiffiny, treat her with the utmost respect or she will not hesitate to cut you.

Dude 1: hey , I'm going out with that Tiffiny girl :)
Dude 2: she's gorgeous, make sure you take care of her
*the next day in hospital*
Dude 2: dude can you come pick me up from the hospital?
Dude 1: what happened dude?
Dude 2: I tried to hook up with Tiffiny when she didn't want to and she cut me....

Dude 1: that's why you never mess with Tiffiny.

by bob von bobson June 28, 2016