Later Today and Tomorrow

Sometime in the next week or two

WOTC will announce an announcement of a future announcement later today and tomorrow

by PercZ May 21, 2020

tip toed

Being absolutely wasted (drunk)

Becky: I wanna get tip toed tonight

Ellen: yeahhhh lets get absolutely tip toed

by Emma Connolly May 2, 2019

Today Tonight

An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.

I was watching Today Tonight tonight, they unsurprisingly had yet another story on weight loss.

by fuckinqueenslander October 20, 2008

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Todayist

A Todayist is a follower of the religion/political ideology Todayism founded in 2002. Todayist follow the quintessential saying “live everyday as it is your last", while embracing a realist approach, by seeing that shit happens in the world, so might as well enjoy the moment. Todayist embrace and or open to hear and appreciate different thoughts and opinions of others, however do not condemn others to unknown fates such as hell or heaven. For the religious side of things, Todayist are individuals who are sceptical of whether or not there is a god, but do not believe that the direction, practices and scriptures of the church in any religion will result in salvation in the after life. Although there is no god for Todayist in the way that there is an established belief system like other religions, a life lived with no regrets will result in gains and or losses in the after life if there is one or a better or worst form if we are reincarnated. Therefore, a Todayist is a person who acknowledges that shit happens and we can only live for today but hope for a tomorrow, but if there isn't one than we have lived a life without regrets and can engage in what may face us in the end.

John is a Todayist because he supports {Todayism} and its ideas.

by Da_Gr8_One_JM July 8, 2009

Jimin today

Someone who takes the longest to get ready

“Susan’s doing a Jimin today”

by Starmy February 10, 2019

I was Frozen Today!

An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.

Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"

by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009