Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.

Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!

by Btchen_B January 12, 2011

tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

by The Archaic Millenial November 16, 2018

totes inappropes

An adjective describing something that is beyond inappropriate. It is so inappropriate that it is totes inappropes.

Look at the naked man on the street humping a mailbox. That's totes inappropes.

by Urtotesinappropes March 11, 2005

Totes Mondo

"Totally Man" or for sure dude.
Totes Mondo: is the coolest thing you have ever heard!

Kent: Are we going to the park today?
Daniel: Totes Mondo were going to the park!

by Elvisleo13 March 13, 2009

Totes

A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.

If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!

Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.

Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.

Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!

by ThatsWhatsup14 December 21, 2010

totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.

ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."

by yuni kim February 11, 2008

Totes Dig

Meaning, Totally Digital. Digital pronounced 'di-juh'

A phrase used to describe something that is technology driven, or "tech first". Common vernacular for the modern day Millennial working in a tech company.

1. The company is totes dig
2. What's San Francisco Bay Area like? A: Totes Dig

by totesdig March 12, 2020