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Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014
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Toaster Strudel

When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.
I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.
by Polley July 6, 2006
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toaster streudle

a sexual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his dick out the girl right before he is about to jizz, then jizzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.
Dave did a toaster streudle on his bitch because she likes hot cum all over her.

(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.
by FunkMasterFlex447 May 26, 2009
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Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel
-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel
by white iverson October 9, 2016
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Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.
Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!
by DeeeZ September 24, 2018
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When a small angry French man ejaculates all over his own tummy when sexually frustrated.
Amie was very upset that he wasn't getting enough attention from his partner so he decided to toaster strudel himself to satisfy his needs.
by Unhinged Office Bandit March 10, 2023
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A sex position when you have a competition who can put more cum on their toaster strudel.
Tanesha and I did the semen drizzle on a toaster strudel last night. She was happy to do it since I got rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut.
by Chicken nugget sex March 23, 2021
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