by wright May 21, 2005
by D3mosth3n3s May 4, 2008
Toast is the ridiculous word used to describe a ridiculous situation or statement. When someone says something to you that you don't have an answer for, toast is the appropriate response.
Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."
Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."
Person 1: "I like to pick lint out of my belly button."
Person 2: "Toast?"
Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."
Person 2: "Toast?"
Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."
by LoloManolo November 24, 2012
a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.
1. Have you seen Toast today, i don't know if he survived the party last night.
2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.
2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.
by Regis February 21, 2008
Toast, if a Youtube poop reference, ripped from an extra scene in the video game "Hotel Mario" For the Sega CD.
It is laughed apon because of Marios mistake saying "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."
Toast is what all toasters toast.
It is laughed apon because of Marios mistake saying "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."
Toast is what all toasters toast.
Mario: *Walking into a room with a clusterfuck of toasters plugged into one outlet.*
Mario: "Hahahaa, here's the problem...too many TOASTERS!"
Mario: *Holding up a bag of Bowsers sowerpuss bread* "You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast."
*Mario unplugs outlet and toast goes flying everywere*
Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry! I could eat -TOAST"
The king: "Enough, my TOASTER TOASTS TOAST in the morning. I wonder whats for -BREAKFAST!"
Mario: "Hahahaa, here's the problem...too many TOASTERS!"
Mario: *Holding up a bag of Bowsers sowerpuss bread* "You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast."
*Mario unplugs outlet and toast goes flying everywere*
Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry! I could eat -TOAST"
The king: "Enough, my TOASTER TOASTS TOAST in the morning. I wonder whats for -BREAKFAST!"
by John Claset February 21, 2008
carl wheezer: Dude your cooking is absolute TOAST!
jimmy big brain: thanks!
carl wheezer: it's supposed to be an insult.
jimmy big brain: awww :(
jimmy big brain: thanks!
carl wheezer: it's supposed to be an insult.
jimmy big brain: awww :(
by bigcarlwheezercheese69420 November 11, 2021
A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.
by TheSewageAuthority June 14, 2006