Mario: Aha! Here's the problem, too many toasters.
Mario: You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast!
Mario: You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast!
by Teh Problem August 18, 2009
a horrible hipster alternative rock band that only wants to sell, and could care less about music. Their drummer is good, but the rest is horrible. The singer has the attitude of Chad Kroeger, and the other members are hipsters that have nothing to do and suck at their instruments (except the drummer)
Vocals: weak
Guitars:Weak
Bass:weak
Drums:O.k but can be better
Vocals: weak
Guitars:Weak
Bass:weak
Drums:O.k but can be better
Dude 1:Hey, have you heard of the new band Toast?
Dude 2: Yeah they're sound too damn generic and simple.
Dude 1: I thought that too
Dude 3: LONG LIVE PUNK!!
all dudes: LONG LIVE PUNK & METAL!
Dude 2: Yeah they're sound too damn generic and simple.
Dude 1: I thought that too
Dude 3: LONG LIVE PUNK!!
all dudes: LONG LIVE PUNK & METAL!
by the TrUtH January 27, 2013
by Hypotheticalchhesecakeslaya January 19, 2017
Toast is a New York slang for Gun. It probably evolved from the term Burner (as in when the bullet pierces your body it burns).
by mauriciagrant October 20, 2003
by SyX July 4, 2003
1. An adjective used to describe extreme excitement, amazement and/or joy at someone or something.
2. A term used interchangeably with the word "Epic."
3. A means of measurement used to derive "Epicness" or "Failure" based on the amount of "Toastage" that the toast has gone through.
2. A term used interchangeably with the word "Epic."
3. A means of measurement used to derive "Epicness" or "Failure" based on the amount of "Toastage" that the toast has gone through.
1. "Holy Toast!"
2. "Did you see that!? That was totally Toast!"
3. "My toast is perfect! Epic toast is Epic!"
2. "Did you see that!? That was totally Toast!"
3. "My toast is perfect! Epic toast is Epic!"
by Ponthegan February 4, 2010
a Canadian game played by hockey players usually in the locker room, in which all the players sit around in a circle and jack off onto a piece of toast. The first one to blow his load is burdened with the duty of using the jizz like a spread and eating the piece of toast.
Crosby: Hey guys, no better way to celebrate winning gold than a game of toast. How about my place? Luongo try to keep it in this time.
by Ashlanee April 13, 2010