bieber

Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.

Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.

by Pipe Downn November 13, 2010

Bieber

A unit of measurement used to gauge the level of discomfort caused by hemorroids. Each unit is roughly equivalent to the pain and discomfort of watching a Justin Bieber video.

I'd give it a 4 on the Bieber scale.

by Darwin Bonaparte June 1, 2010

bieber

Noun:
Something small and insignificant that annoys you greatly.
Verb:
To annoy someone with something small and insignificant.

"That Justin Biebler kid really biebers me."

by Drunk Ex-Pastors November 17, 2014

bieber

gay homo squeaky voice small penis no talent weird girls like daniella becci char

whos bieber

by danny skidd April 13, 2010

Bieber

The worst insult in the history of worst insults!

Guy 1: I just broke up with my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Dude... you're such a Bieber...

Guy 1: Dude... we're done... that was mean, man...

by Meisamazingbejealous October 12, 2011

bieber

a synonym to the word gay.

I just sucked a dick, I am a total bieber

by klik_N64 August 28, 2010

Bieber

A boy of zero talents.

Alex: That boy can't do squat.
Alexis: Yeah, he must be Bieber.

by Sophis March 6, 2011