Tardaliny

something small and cute but bad.

my small black and blonde pomchi. she is very tardaliny.

by tardaliny August 19, 2009

Tardacity

Noun: A combination of the words "retard" and "audacity". Used to express the effect of how utterly stupid an utterance sounds or is perceived to be.

When Jimmy said that all black people come from the country of Africa, I was shocked and appalled at his sheer tardacity.

by Shdowdragon September 15, 2010

Mental E-tardation

The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.

The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.

by Derz August 9, 2010

tardacious

Term used to describe one who is a tard, or something in the context of said tard.

Lina, that was such a tardacious comment...

by Poophead January 15, 2004

Tardagain

Someone with a momentary or lifetime mental handicap...

To be a "Tard" + "again", or a transposed "re" + "tard".

Derived from "retard" (noun / verb), further derived from Latin "retardare", from "re-" (again) + "tardus" (slow).

Pronounced "tar-da-gain" \tär-di-gên\ , similar to "cardigan"

WTF? Damn, you're a tardagain!!!

That guy is a real tardagain!

by Shawn Wargo April 1, 2008

tardation

the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy

"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"

"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"

"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"

"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"

by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008

Tarda Clause

A Tarda Clause is a person who gives you a fucked up gift that you never wanted in the first place and have no idea what to do with other than stare at it and wonder what the fuck was wrong with the person who gave it to you.

When a bank sends you a free gift of a football tee with a note that says "a good team starts with a good kick off." The bank is a Tarda Clause.

by Gatlianne October 22, 2009