Pocket-tizer

When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.

Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.

by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018

Tezzer

A terrible/rubbish thing

"My girlfriend cheated on me with my Dad"
"I'm sorry man, that's a tezzer"

by B.Glastonbury October 23, 2020

Sam Titzer

A degenerate bookie who has suffered from gambling addiction and is trying to break even from his bi-weekly paychecks at the local car wash and bonuses from his illegal gambling website.

Dude this kid Sam Titzer is such a degenerate he sold his soul to the slot machines.

by ghat January 17, 2023

Thizzers

people who do take thizz everyweekend.

everyweek in a row. allways thizzin hard.

Damn Bella and Courtney are some straight thizzers. Everytime i kick it with them on the weekends there smackin.

by John Macintosh April 28, 2010

Tizerize

Pronounced (Tie-zer-eyes)

To use hand sanitizer

Guy #1: "Man that hand rail was filthy"

Guy #2: "You need to tizerize those hands"

by JayBee123wesrgdfh April 24, 2010

Thizzerginity

What you have before you thizz (trip on ecstasy) for the first time.

Boy 1: I'm hanging out with Vivi on Thursday. She's getting us some bomb ass rolls.
Boy 2: Nice! She's going to take your thizzerginity!

Non-Thizzer: Wow! That empathy was so good!
Thizzer: Empathy? What a thizzergin.

by Amphetamina June 3, 2011

tuzzer

quiet simply, someone who is fat.

could also be spelled Tuzza....

did you see the state of that bird dave got off with last night? What a tuzzer!

I got a friend who wants to play football this sunday morning, he's a bit of a tuzzer so we can stick him in goal.

this word was common place when i was at school circa 1982/3 in london. UK

by englishboy37 December 15, 2011