titwhanker

An adult male that still lives with his mother, even though he is well into his 30's.

Hey, Mel is such a titwhanker! He's 35 and he still lives with his mother!

by Stripe September 6, 2005

herbal tit wank

The art of lathering Radox over your bell end whilst "rediscovering the real you" by plastering your female companion tits in jism.

After a hard day at the office Philbert likes nothing more than to come home, put his feet up and recieve a sensual herbal tit wank. "The power of the herbes helpes restore the real you".

by Sick Wilber August 22, 2003

Tit-Wank

<verb><noun> Slang;

1) To rub one's genitals between a pair of breasts to cause orgasm.

2) Offensive slang; An insult.

1) "Oh my god, I am having the uberest orgasm ever due to this extremely nice tit-wank you have bestowed upon my person."

2) "Dave, you silly tit-wank get back here before I burn your gerbil."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

tit wank

The act in which a male places his erect penis in between a womans breasts and then the woman pushes them in out towards the erect penis. The man rubs his penis up and down the chest causing a perl neclase to leave the mans bell end, and form around the front of the chest of the woman. During such a proccess the woman does not orgasm

After making my cliterus intense, i repaid him by giving him a tit wank, him being so generous offered me a pearl neckless also for which i repaid him with head.

by JakeDaniels September 22, 2005

Yankee Tit wank

Using the huge amount of back fat on a large girl to masturbate oneself. So called because of the enormous back boobs on American women.

I pulled a right whale last night. She fell asleep on her front, so I had a Yankee Tit Wank on her and went home.

by Gazira March 22, 2010

Tit-Wank

The use of one's Penis in the cleavage of a female (dependent on how much cleavage they have of course) - stimulating the art of intercourse.

All he's gonna get is a Tit-Wank that tight Gypo!.

by Bruce Lee March 27, 2003