The art of lathering Radox over your bell end whilst "rediscovering the real you" by plastering your female companion tits in jism.
After a hard day at the office Philbert likes nothing more than to come home, put his feet up and recieve a sensual herbal tit wank. "The power of the herbes helpes restore the real you".
by Sick Wilber August 22, 2003
Get the herbal tit wankmug. Using the huge amount of back fat on a large girl to masturbate oneself. So called because of the enormous back boobs on American women.
I pulled a right whale last night. She fell asleep on her front, so I had a Yankee Tit Wank on her and went home.
by Gazira March 22, 2010
Get the Yankee Tit wankmug. by Anonymous January 23, 2003
Get the Soapy Tit Wankmug. by Steve t January 8, 2004
Get the soapy tit wankmug. in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity
Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?
by The Poison Dwarf July 15, 2010
Get the Soapy Tit Wankmug. 
Dave, do you think Newcastle will win the premiership this year? Fuck you Steve, you've got more chance of getting a twenty p tit wank.
by jimmyrodent December 17, 2011
Get the twenty pence tit wankmug.