tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

tired

What you probably are if you're on here too much.

Hey if you're tired of this website, you're welcome to do something else.

by TravisRexFord October 27, 2008

tired

when youre just fucking done. and a lil sleepy too.

Dude,im tired. You know the kind a nap wont help.

by keoshajesiankei April 27, 2009

Tired

Staying up to late being on the internet

Boss: You look tired
Me: I was on the internet

by Acewithanat August 07, 2017

tired

old, out of fassion, overly popular (see tyiad)

your shoes are tired

by tom and steve October 26, 2003

tired

Bored, sleep is on your mind, watching the same crappy team lose every game.

I'm tired of watching the Bears getting their asses handed to them, listening to the News and be tiredsome, I'm going to bed.

by Saints October 26, 2003

tires

slang for shoes; usually basketball shoes

i got some new tires

by blest December 05, 2006