Apps-tinence

When a couple's sex life ends because one or more members has just gotten an iPhone.

I need to get laid, every since my girlfriend got her new iphone we have been practicing apps-tinence.

by mj19852012 January 17, 2012

tine hole

n: the anus.

Timmy yelled at his dog for licking his tine hole and then trying to lick him.

by Trees DT November 8, 2011

Long tine ago

Mexican for "LONG TIME AGO"

Jose: Long tine ago I live in Mejico

by Pizzlej July 16, 2019

Tinpot

A crappy little Football club who have never acheived anything, have very few supporters and generally have a rubbish stadium.

Wigan only took 500 to Blackburn on Saturday how Tinpot are they?

by Gilbert the 13th July 29, 2012

tine

Hazel
-noun

1. Someone who is an amazing friend.

2. Someone who is beautiful & Gorgeous on the inside and out.

3. Someone who laughs at everything.

4. Someone who is supportive and inspiring.

5. Someone who is creative and artistic.

6. Someone who is the best best friend & family.

7. Someone who is fun to be around.

8. Someone who is simply the best person anyone could ever have the privilege of knowing.
You are acting so Hazel right now!

I don't know what I would do with out tine here.

by simplexoxo August 20, 2012

tinfoil hat

Propoganda designed to cover up a massive government conspiracy. Begining in the late 1970's, the United States government tried to cover up its radio-wave thought-control program by circulating a false rumor that people could shield their minds from government intrusion by wearing a tinfoil hat. In truth, a tinfoil hat only improves reception and makes it easier for the government to read your mind. Speak truth to power!

Take off that tinfoil hat, you fool, the black helicopters are coming!

by Shep Pettibone May 24, 2009

tinpot despot

The name for dictators in small countries that think they are more important than they are. The term comes from how children play soldier by putting a kitchen pot on their heads to make people think they are real soldiers. Tinpot despots have a lot less influence in the world than they think they do. They often use military forve to get what they want.

Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe and Muammar al-Gaddafi of Libya are considered tinpot despots. Sudan, Eritrea, Chad, and Equatorial Guinea also have tinpot despots as leaders as well.

by running_late March 13, 2011