tinderless

everybody around you has disappeared off to Tinder while you stick to your old, romantic belief that good things happen differently.

"i am tinderless. i want to be with you"

by Krkič August 25, 2019

turd tenderizer

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer!

by sbo March 17, 2011

tenderize

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.

Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!

by Haleb June 25, 2008

meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

by Ronald G January 2, 2006

Tindering

Using Tinder.

Looking for a match (date).

"I was tindering during class because the lecture was boring."

by Alekschkadua May 1, 2014

Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014