COVID time warp

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.

I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

time warp

An effect experienced from smoking marijuana, where the user feels "out of synch" in time, with their bodies. Also referred to as "framing."

I was so wasted, I got the time warps, so I had another beer and was fine.

by lunatik May 10, 2002

Time Warp

When you feel like you're in 2 (or more) different time zones.

I watched SO many old movies and listened to SO many old songs that by the time I realized what time era it ACTUALLY was I felt so confused . Hence, I was in a Time Warp.

by Bucketheadland September 1, 2016

Timeware

Timeware is a new commodity. Like Hardware and Software.

Timeware is a definition of the concept of time, and the investment of it.

Using it or saving it through efficiencies like planning and the use of hardware and software tools as well as spending it making money, reading or playing a game.

In trying to solve my current problem, I have used all the software, hardware and timeware I can afford. I could use some help with "what is the right question to ask?"

by Kool Kevin July 6, 2023

Time Warp Trio

Time Warp Trio is an underrated 2005 cartoon about a boy whose family are magicians with the ability to use magic inherently based on time travel and goes on adventures with his two best friends and sometimes his future great granddaughter and her two best friends whilst trying to take down his evil uncle.

Person 1:did you catch the latest episode of time warp trio?.
Person 2: no what happened?.

by WarpWizard2637 February 25, 2024

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023