Fable Timeshift Phenomenon

Any amount of time that seems to be lost by an individual or group who are playing any of the Fable games.

Also known to occur with the Assassin's Creed games, and Gears of War.

Girl: hey I'm kinda hungry, pause the game and go make me something to eat

Guy: no wonder you're hungry, it's 3am

Girl: I thought it was 7. Curse the fable timeshift phenomenon!

by Cptn Chaos November 30, 2010

timeshite

The art of documenting what your boss wanted you to do for the week, rather than what you actually did

Bob submitted to his boss his weekly timeshite.

by Tim G NZ August 2, 2006

Timeshare Cat

A cat who’s time you share with your friends. When you only get to keep a cat for x amount of time until their owner comes and takes them back. Most common at universities where a cat gets passed around

Is that your cat?

Nah it’s a timeshare cat, the real owner is out of town

by Bostonrox1992 May 9, 2023

theshaft

When one is analy raped by a close friend.

Jonathan got theshaft from Ryan last night.

by Jack M April 28, 2003

timeshifter

Someone who has a huge ego, huge gut, and a tiny dick. Also a Trump supporter.

<timeshifter>: analytics differentiate chrome on the pinnacle of Jupiter up with down syndrome use that 1em

by Spaminol July 18, 2016

timeshare

One huge scam designed to either make you sign a deal with non-existing agent and lose all the money you put in or actually get a genuine timeshare at a resort which would still make you pay way more money than if you had bought a normal holiday.

This doesn't even touch on things like 'timeshare in perpetuity' which is an even bigger scam.

All in all, if you are thinking about it, don't buy it, if you have it - quit as fast as possible. In case of any problems with leaving (as most people do have) - Mercantile Claims helped me, so I recommend them but there is a million other companies

Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet deal on a timeshare!
Person B: Why do you think they are handing them out on eBay for free, moron?

by tomb5469 July 26, 2018

timehat

very pog man

Oh I want to be like timehat!

by pog timehat November 30, 2020