Time machine dick

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.

Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.

by UrbanTMD April 16, 2016

Time Machine Tuesday

An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.

Did you see that Time Machine Tuesday post?

by aidan2300 May 22, 2015

time machine bitches

1.)People who always talk about their past and the happy shit they did.

2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.

3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement

1.)Time machine bitches always talkin bout the old days,when they was hot and tourin with the Ojay's.

2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.

3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone

by Nicki Minaj HB February 15, 2014

Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now

Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now

by G dogo April 3, 2022

Time-Machine Concept

It’s when something it’s going to get invented but it takes years for it to get invented, or for it to become popular?

*the year is 2014* (Person 1) What are you making? (Person 2) 2 new Words!!! They’re called Delulu and Solulu!!! (Person 1) You know how fucked up those words are? They can make your brain cells gone at this time of generation!!! *the beginning of Gen Alpha* It’s going to be a Time-Machine Concept!!! Which mean it will take years and years for it to become popular *Year 2025* (Person 2) Oh shit!!! (11 Years Later)(2025) (Person 1) Wow!!! I was right!!! Our 2 new words were very popular after 11 years of Trial and Error!!! (Person 2) Woo Hoo!!! I knew it would work!!! Let’s have the biggest and most serious celebration ever!!!

by LucyLoudGoesSigh September 3, 2025

McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.

Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

by akararules July 6, 2010

Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.

"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."

by Greg G. G July 6, 2022