Timber

Any vehicle for mobile use.

Todd began melting iron on John. John ran to his timber and left fast.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

Timber

1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.

"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"

"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

Timber

Humble; Beautiful.

That girl is really timber, she just passed on the buddha.

by ZiigZax January 6, 2004

Timber

A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.

"Dude, watch out for that little chick. She might try to play 'timber' on your ass."

by OliviaC4 November 30, 2009

Timber

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.

Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!

by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009

Timber

A very beautiful girl who's out going and is very caring . She is a great girlfriend but it takes time for her to open up and actually let you in . She may seem like a player but she's very loyal and kind hearted .

Guy 1: woah you date timber?!

Guy 2: yeah she's amazing

Guy 1: your so lucky bro don't let her go

by Bigbooty110 November 6, 2015

timber

A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.

DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yosdk August 9, 2005