Jimtarded

To do something which is entirely assinine or otherwise pointless and yet oblivious to what just came out of the idea.

"Hey guys, I had a great idea. Why don't we make parachutes for buffalo so they can go skydiving... I think there's a market in it!"

"Damnit Jim, that's Jimtarded"

by Cupcake Republiq February 3, 2007

chef titardee

tit fucking a girl while eating chef boyardee

While watching sportscenter i started chef titardeeing my girlfriend.

by D&W words March 14, 2010

tubtarded

Being so incredibly high off of a spliff.

I am so tubtarded I can't even move.

by Emski October 30, 2006

Textarded

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

by Jack the Nipper October 10, 2008

Twitarded

Being twitter retarded.

Candace: idk how to use twitter? What does follow mean?

Paul: Omg you are so Twitarded...

by KWooduh August 21, 2011

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008

Twittarded

A term coined on the blog www.MotivatedMonkey.com.

It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.

Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's twittarded.

by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009