Telemaphone

Its the same as telephone but with ma in the middle.

the telemaphone is ringing

by EyesOfTheInsane September 28, 2009

TILMAN

Is a sexy man. He loves women and likes sex. He usually has a big penis

This is tilman

by Nigga1986 January 4, 2017

telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

Telemarketers

Annoying as all hell.

Telemarketer: Hello. Are you interested in-
You: No, sorry. I'm not interested
Note; Telemarketers only understand the 'interested' of this sentence.
Tele: Well howa 'bout a nice, comfy-
You (more agitated): No. Sorry but-
Tele: Would you like to subscribe to-
You (bursts): NO I WOULD NOT. YOU CAN GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S BALLS AND GO THE FUCK AWAY!

by SmilinStan December 9, 2009

Telemanjaro

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".

1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.

by Mungeezy September 1, 2009

tieman

A large white male 6’5 and above most likely. Large cock and great in the bed. He’s known for going down and never coming back up for air. He’s ass man and can’t get enough

Tieman was great last night!

by 16money February 27, 2018

Telemark NJ

A small town deep inside the slums of Rockaway NJ. The average day of a telemark native would be to wake up and occasionally rip a few Geebs or smoke an occasional blunt. Eventually the bar down the street opens and everyone gets smashed. The telemark air is dangerous to breathe in unless you have been a telemarker since you were born.Otherwise the air will kill your lungs. The lake can cause one to disintegrate if entered. The majority of teens there like to get stoned all day everyday and are considered scum to other parts of Rockaway. Parents are usually drunks who think that they can party like they used to in high school and don't give a fuck what there kids do

Im going to Telemark NJ to rip some danky Geebs and get fuckin cooked.

by Birchwood j scheezy April 6, 2011