This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.
by jo3schmo3 May 3, 2009
Get the Tighter than a nun's asshole. mug.A Beringer, also known as an Ebinger, is a level of "tightness", saltiness, and a mild amount of anger. You are not necessarily mad, but disappointed to a point that some facial expression and a change in demeanor are very apparent.
Also used to describe actual tightness of something.
Also used to describe actual tightness of something.
"Jacob was tighter than a Beringer when Johnny stole his girl"
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.
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Impermeable. I.e., watertight.
by octopod March 4, 2004
Get the tighter than a duck's ass mug.A term used to describe anything thats very tight, in a satirical manner, because nuns can't have sex, therefore there cunts would be tight. plus its fun to say, and it flows nice
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Get the tighter than a virgin on prom night mug.a phrase used to describe something that is, in fact tight. Often times used when talking about drums.
When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.
When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.
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An expression comonaly used to offend sum1
An expression comonaly used to offend sum1
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