Tighler
“I HEARD THAT TIGHLER HAS THE BIGGEST MEAT /COCK EVER AND HAS THE BIGGEST HEART IN THE WORLD AND CAN GIVE AMAZING TOP”
Tighler by Tthe ghost December 22, 2020
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we are tighter than bark on a tree
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
we are tighter than bark on a tree by Gninja237 June 18, 2017
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Tighter than mosquito pussy
This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
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Tighter than a Cat's Ass
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Tighter than twats
A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
Tighter than twats by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
Tighter than a Nuns cunt
Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
Tighter than a Nuns cunt by Paul Loose November 15, 2007
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