Turbotobi is a guy that is pretty fucking fast. Usually when girls try to hook up with him, he finish in 10 seconds cause his speed is insane. He often gets compared to Usain Bolt
"how was he in bed? Was he a turbotobi?"
by turbotobi September 9, 2020
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by YOUR ACTUAL DAD LIKE SERIOUSLY December 3, 2021
Get the turbotwink mug.A person who is a massive dickhead, Turbotwat is often used to chat shit about someone who has been an utter cunt.
Friend 2: “Did you see Joe last week? He broke my dead Nan’s favourite vase, then refused to pay for it because, “it’s not that deep.””
Friend 2: “He is such a turbotwat.”
Friend 2: “He is such a turbotwat.”
by BigDaddyStaniel May 29, 2022
Get the turbotwat mug.Turbothrowing is when your teammates (Usually in a team game like League of Legends), are "turbothrowing". Aka, they are doing everything they can to NOT win the game.
by Pengu1t0 August 2, 2023
Get the turbothrowing mug.A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.
"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025
Get the turbotard mug.A southern turbotville tongue twister is when you spread someones ass cheeks, shove your tongue inside of the asshole, and try to say tongue twisters.
by Exodus1801 January 14, 2026
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