alaskan thunderfuck

the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically

friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn

friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit

friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!

by ellomate! September 15, 2009

Russian Thunderfuck

If you don't know what it is by the name, you don't deserve to achieve it.

"Yeah me and the mistress pulled a Russian Thunderfuck last night.."

by Dé Von the Blacksmith March 18, 2014

Thunderfucking

Fucking having sexual intercourse really hard and good.

"so I was thunderfucking this chick right, but her mom was so pissed"

by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007

Matanuska Thunderfuck

An extinct type of cannabis that was found in Mantanuska Valley, Alaska. farmers grew this strain during summer which had almost 24 hours of sunlight and left out for one frost for the THC potency to reach maximum potential. can appear to be green, purple, and even white, and in rare cases, blue. The Mantanuska Thunderfuck is extremely potent and is a legendary strain and is now suceeded by the Mantanuska Tundra.

Matanuska Thunderfuck is extinct but you can grab some Matanuska Tundra which it is a little less potent.

by easy chang October 23, 2007

orgasmic thunderfuck

when you tase a woman’s vagina until she has an orgasm

Phyllis was moaning so loud you would’ve thought i gave her the good ol’ orgasmic thunderfuck

by happyfecalmatter February 23, 2022

Thunderfuck

What you tell Pikachu to do when you really want to get a great Pokemon show.

I got my Pikachu to Thunderfuck Lucario 37 times before it had to go file a lawsuit against the President.

by domesaiyanZ January 13, 2009

rustbucket thunderfuck

A sex move that involves taking an exhaust pipe from a 1989 Nissan truck, particularly with a lot of rust on it, inserting it into your partner's asshole, and pouring antifreeze through the pipe into the person's asshole.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get laid by this country girl obsessed with automotive vehicles tonight.
Guy 2: Nice one! You should give her the good ol' rustbucket thunderfuck.

by Huckleberry Mitch January 8, 2016