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National Midget Threesome Day

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?
by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018
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Threesomes

Having your cake and eating it too, then watching your cake eat another cake.
Damn, i love threesomes
by Private_Topaz August 29, 2009
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Casual Threesome

A casual threesome is when two people have sex on top of or in such a way that one of the people having sex touch a third person sleeping or passed out.
Wow, I had my first casual threesome last night. I woke up with three feet in my face and a view that only german amatour porn could beat.
by ze_ynz July 18, 2010
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Threebow

Person 1: Stop being such a Threebow dude!
Person 2: Sorry, I just really like you dude and I hope maybe we could be more than friends..

Person 3: Hey did you hear about that guy over there? He's such a threebow.
by pokeft December 4, 2017
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The Devils Threesome

Starting from bottom, guy sitting on a couch, guy number 2 on top of guy 1 sitting reverse cowboy, with girl 1 on top of guy number 2 sitting reverse cowgirl
"The Devils Threesome" When your girl texts from girls night out and asks, can I bring Jo home. Hell yea baby, ill see you soon. Never once thinking it would be crazy Jo the bartender with a horse cocktail that she's scared will hurt. I haven't sat right since
by Daledoe12in December 30, 2022
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Devil's threesome

A threesome involving 2 guys and a girl who are very comfortable and confident in their sexualities.
"hey babe, ever had a devil's threesome?"

"I wish, these guys are too homophobic to even breathe"
by Geeezus May 7, 2018
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Republican threesome

A threesome that doesn't involve nudity or penetration.
We invited her back to my place for a Republican threesome, I kissed her while he fondled & caressed her over her clothes.
by the wicked chica November 18, 2009
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