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shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.
by Lunicus January 29, 2007
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Over nine thousand

Originally a popular video parody on YouTube and 4chan using characters from the nineties Japanese cartoon; DragonBall Z. The video took 15 seconds of episode footage, and dragged it over a minute and fifty seconds, producing a very repetitive effect. It is now used as an adjective synonymous with "cool" "great" "too hard" or to express the extreme circumstances in a situation.
"I started taking piano lessons, at first I sucked, but now I'm OVER NINE THOUSAND."

"No matter what I try, I just can't kill this stupid boss! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND! I give up!"
by Riketz October 28, 2006
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two-thousandaire

A member of America's class of home-owning families with only two thousand dollars in savings. Deeply in debt, they live from paycheck to paycheck dreading any unforseen financial catastrophies such as a sudden illness or unemployment. First coined by Karen De Coster and Eric Englund.
Taking out a home equity loan might seem like a good idea to a two-thousandaire, unless one gets laid off and ends up penniless.
by Joe Rodolico July 1, 2006
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thousandaire

One whose wealth is estimated at a thousand (as of dollars or pounds). Being a thousandaire is having the attitude of a millionaire; with a touch of bling.
You have bling but it is not blinding. Also, being a thousandaire blesses you with a comfortable living but not with so much money to the point that it brings you problems; no where near being a millionaire or poverty level but comfortable living with no financial problems. Under this status, there is no need for credit cards, lay-a-ways, finance, or payday loans.
by Sabrina Johnson May 27, 2006
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Thousand Mile Stare

To stare blankly while deeply in thought as if you were looking a thousand miles away.
Usually brought on by a stressful event or situation, causing one to block out their surroundings and stare off into nothing.

To Space out or Daydream

Also called the 1000 Yard Stare
"Look at Billy and that Thousand Mile Stare he's locked in - It's a shame he lost his friend in battle."
by AnT-TonY S. August 5, 2008
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Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.
"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."
by vinosnob March 19, 2006
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o'thousand

the year 0AD 1000 AD, or 2000 AD
we partied like it was o'thousand
by keithhalloway January 27, 2008
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