intrusive thoughts

An asshole who lives in your brain telling you to do good things

Intrusive thoughts be like:
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...

by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.

“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022

Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

Thought Police

From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.

The FBI is on its way to becoming the Thought Police.

by Mack June 23, 2004

Sober Thoughts

When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldn’t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.

A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts

Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.

by Rossiandablunt May 24, 2018

Thought and Memory

The names of Odin's two ravens. Odin kept himself informed about the affairs of the nine worlds with two faithful ravens, Thought and Memory. He sends them out at dawn to gather information and return in the evening. They perch on the God's shoulders and whisper every scrap of news which they saw or heard tell of into His ears.

"The whole world wide, every day,
Fly Thought and Memory;
I worry lest Thought should fall in flight,
Yet more I fear for Memory."-Grimnismal

"We I see a pair of ravens, I smile and say hello to Thought and Memory."

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

you thought you ate

when somebody thought they did something but they didn’t, when their joke lame or didn’t give what was supposed to be gave .

ex:
girl: “don’t play with me, i’ll beat your ugly a** h**while you looking like a dog 😘. period tf”
me/you: girl stfu you thought you ate that💀z

by okay because September 23, 2021