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thorn sex

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Me and my girl had some thorn sex last night.
by MommaDog September 8, 2014
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thorny scrub

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A person that is a prick/Dildo. It would be dick but thorny scrubs aren't real enough. Everyone hates them
"Holy shit Sebastian is a Thorny Scrub I'm glad we broke up"
by HeyyItzJay January 22, 2017
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Throne Sausage

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Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.
by StUmP October 5, 2003
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Throne Sausage

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What falls out of your anus... duh...
Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.
by assmonkey November 2, 2003
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Someone who partakes in the act of throne surfing, in which somebody surfs the internet on an internet capable device, most commonly a mobile phone, whilst on the toilet taking a shit.
MALE: I'm such an avid Throne Surfer, I surf the net whilst taking a dump every day

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FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.
by Soke No Last Name April 21, 2011
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Thorpe Says...

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History: Ian Thorpe - an Australian Gold Medalist - appeared in advert for a cereal company, a mother who can't get her kids to eat the cereal calls Thorpe up, and asks "What do I do?" to which Thorpe Replies: "Tell them Thorpe says 'Its fully Sick!'"

Usage: It's now used in two ways:

1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."

2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."

A part of the MSC Dialect
G1: What'd you think of that Idea
G2: Thorpe Says...
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G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"
by Jones November 23, 2004
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A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.
The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.
by Shockerific February 5, 2009
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