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Thinders

When a woman has thighs that are wrinkled and bumpy like chicken tenders. Also when her ankles are very petite and her hips are plus size; thus resembling the shape of a chicken tender.
Girl#1 "Do you SEE her?!"
Girl#2 "OMG, she TOTALLY has THINDERS"
Girl#1 "Damn, she needs some honey mustard"
by Stacy's Pillow July 9, 2010
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thinger ma bobber

1. something very 'o' so secretive.
2. a thing or a bob
3. another name for something you cant find a name for.
Who has the thinger ma bobber?
by Tiffany M. & Ally O. November 18, 2004
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thinger

thinger is a thing, something, thingamajig, and whatchamacallit. Used when referring to some kind of web entity including applications, procedures, etc.
Sometimes used to refer to people as a substitute for whatshisname or whatshername.
"I just finished building the spell check thinger for the new email publishing system."
by That's right May 5, 2006
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Thinger

Used to refer to a generic object, something whose correct nomenclature currently escapes the speaker.
Where'd you get that red thinger? (thinger in this case refers to a Livestrong-style bracelet)
by Jai Govindani February 24, 2005
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thingelstad

while fucking a girl doggystyle you take a huge bong rip off her back.
My girlfrined didn't approve when i did the thingelstad.
by vill/mills May 5, 2009
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Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.
I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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smiggling tingers

the act of linking tingers (long toes) with another person and/or animal - kinda like holding hands but with toes , tastes sensational.
man last night in bed mohammed tried smiggling tingers, i felt him link our toes under the covers. it was nice. 10/10 would sminger again, adds spice to the relationship.
by abi touchad the spaget February 20, 2018
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