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Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.
Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.
by TexAMAggie05 August 19, 2008
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motion thickness

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle
by Motion thickness March 18, 2014
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Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.
I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
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material thickness

(adj.) 1. Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.
scenario #1: Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!

scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.
by El Magico July 2, 2007
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Perfect Thickness

If you are an obese man, this is the size of woman you are most sexually attracted to.

Perfect thickness falls in the range of approximately 40 to 60 percent of the individual's body weight.
Look at that herd walking out of Weight Watchers...that's perfect thickness.
by bfuggly379 January 13, 2009
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sup thickness?

A phrase commonly used when addressing a heavy-set girl or when trying to get her attention, often shouted out of a car window to a girl seen walking on the street
(Drives by fat chick) "Sup thickness?"
Girl: "Excuse me, but I have a glandular problem asshole."
by jp2112jpjp August 28, 2010
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Thicknotized

Thicknotized or Thiccnotized is when a person is so enamored with a woman's thicc butt that they can no longer make rational decisions because of it. They are effectively under hypnosis and bound to their spell.

(Check out Dicktonized for straight female/gay male equivalent)
Person 1: "Why he is staying with that woman? She treats him like dirt and spends all his money"

Person 2: "Man, you've seen her tail, he's thicknotized. He's too down bad to see how toxic it is"
by Kaiser Unique February 7, 2022
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