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Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.
I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
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Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.
Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.
by Zandermuel December 03, 2007
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