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shit thicket

A state of mind or situation in which every move you make is wrong; every action takes you deeper into the shit. Also: an unproductive area of disagreement or argument
1) "It feels like I've been stuck in a shit thicket for weeks." 2) "Let's not get into that shit thicket tonight"
by hotcrossbunjijumper February 13, 2015
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Kentucky Thicket

A country woman’s bush, usually referred to when the woman hasn’t trimmed or shaved in a long while.
Yeah, I took Cheryl out to the old lookout point last night. She let me get up in that Kentucky Thicket.
by HandyyMandyy December 6, 2020
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Misty Thicket Picnic

The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.
I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023
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ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.
by jpg3 October 26, 2013
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thicked

You just thicked me jackass
by Burdi February 3, 2018
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ticket-troll

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
by jpg3 December 8, 2013
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meal ticket

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019
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