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A category on Celebrity Jeopardy which Sean Connery mistakes for being The Rapists
Connery: Let's try the rapists for 200
Trebek: Thats therapists mr. connery
by Lilparkczar December 8, 2007
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Therapist

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A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...
Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?
by Skelectory April 8, 2009
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Therapeutic Joey Jab

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The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.
After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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Legalized Assault with a different name.
Joe performed the therapeutic hold on James, even though he insisted that he was being violated.
by Shadow Creator September 19, 2007
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Therapist

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That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life
I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser
by Sambrown November 12, 2015
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Massage Therapist

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A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.
"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."
by Zebelon Pike August 4, 2009
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Occupational therapist

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Nobody really knows what an occupational therapist does, even the therapists themselves are not altogether clear.

It may involve prescribing over toilet aids to old people, cajoling unco-ordinated children into completing sensory-motor activities, fighting off physical therapists who also claim to treat upper limb injuries and dealing with cranky night-shift nurses who are jealous they did not choose an alllied health profession.

Among the most over-worked and beleaguered of the helping professions, occupational therapists tend to get stuck dealing with the problems that even the social workers can't solve.
1. The occupational therapist just gave me this long handled toe wiper because my beer gut prevents me from reaching my own feet

2. I told the occupational therapist that Johnny was at risk of losing his subsidised accommodation if he keeps flushing newspaper down the toilet

3. The infection control committee are having kittens about the spread of germs from theraputty in the occupational therapy department
by kit8625 February 13, 2010
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