Therapist 

A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...

Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?

Therapist by Skelectory April 8, 2009

Therapist 

That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life

I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser

Therapist by Sambrown November 12, 2015

Massage Therapist 

A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.

"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."

Massage Therapist by Zebelon Pike August 4, 2009

Occupational therapist 

Nobody really knows what an occupational therapist does, even the therapists themselves are not altogether clear.

It may involve prescribing over toilet aids to old people, cajoling unco-ordinated children into completing sensory-motor activities, fighting off physical therapists who also claim to treat upper limb injuries and dealing with cranky night-shift nurses who are jealous they did not choose an alllied health profession.

Among the most over-worked and beleaguered of the helping professions, occupational therapists tend to get stuck dealing with the problems that even the social workers can't solve.

1. The occupational therapist just gave me this long handled toe wiper because my beer gut prevents me from reaching my own feet

2. I told the occupational therapist that Johnny was at risk of losing his subsidised accommodation if he keeps flushing newspaper down the toilet

3. The infection control committee are having kittens about the spread of germs from theraputty in the occupational therapy department

Occupational therapist by kit8625 February 13, 2010

Therapiss 

v.i. to maliciously urinate on the property, likeness, or other representation of an individual or organization as catharsis

Dude 1: Aren't you upset that Taylor cheated on you?

Dude 2: Nah, man, I'm over it. I therapissed all over her car.

Therapiss by sglmsp January 19, 2010

Therapist friend 

A person who is always there and always tries to help. Synonyms include, Nico.

Yk, I rly wish I had a therapist friend rn

Therapist friend by Nicothepeco April 25, 2022

Myspace Therapist 

When some one is totally theraputic on myspace, but doesnt know what hes talking about in real life

dude john was is a myspace therapist, but i was talking to him at school today, and knew crap

Myspace Therapist by rex rigus June 22, 2008