Theocratician

A person who believes that his or her country's government is a theocracy, even though it is clearly not.

My born-again-Christian roommate is a theocratician. He believes that being gay should be illegal because his religion tells him not to agree with it.

by Iamsogood August 8, 2012

Associative Theocratic Oligarchy

The hierarchical structure isn't the problem it's that frauds and charlatans aggregate at the top and them bottle-neck the hierarchy in various places in accordance with their ethic. Because you only need to be so competent and I'm friends with this guy and not you.

Hym "The problem is that it's an Associative Theocratic Oligarchy. You're trying to do the same thing they are, just in reverse. 'BuT wE'lL rUlE wItH a GeNtLeR hAnD' and selectively cancel anyone who violates your ethic. In the exact same way. Unless you prove otherwise. In the same way that the enemy of my enemy is not always my friend; The lesser of two evils is still just evil."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

Theoretical Whore

A person who likes everybody but can;t get a single one.

"Yo, you see that ugly girl over there? She's a theoretical whore."

by FatGutOmega March 13, 2009

Theoretical Testicles

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.

When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.

by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011

theeroticbarber

A barber who has sex while cutting hair. He is know for his goofy ahh name "Brandon Curington"

Bro #1: Yo have you seen theeroticbarbers new instagram post?

Bro #2: yea, bro had his meat all out

by Tanaki April 29, 2022

Theoretically

It means that something could possibly happen. It is highly unlikely it will ever happen, but there is a chance it could happen.

1. Obama can theoretically never be a good president.

2. Theoretically the Illuminati are real.

3. Theoretically it could happen.

by The Inprectichous Man January 30, 2015

Theoticimus

Theoticimus is know to be the best book in the world with three pages of the most grammatically correct spelling and the biggest plot twists in the history of plot twists.

Theoticimus is great

by Mix'N'Match 2 for 6 November 18, 2020