Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.

After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!

by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.

1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019

Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

Just cut the pubes in the womb bro

A surreal and jarring expression that blends bodily imagery with streetwise irreverence. “Just cut the pubes in the womb, bro” reads like a raw metaphor for addressing problems before they even begin—an exaggerated way of saying, “handle it early” or “nip it in the bud.” The use of graphic and unexpected imagery pushes the phrase into absurd, almost grotesque territory, challenging comfort zones and demanding attention through shock value. It straddles the line between crude humor and existential commentary, evoking themes of control, origin, and premature intervention.

"Just cut the pubes in the womb bro", Shut that down before it gets serious

by SonyTan April 16, 2025

Larry The Wombat

A Homosexual Wombat that stalks the streets of New York City with nothing but a pair of shoes and a fanny pack full of Glow-Sticks and Cigarettes.

If you run into Larry the Wombat out there give him some of this Candy.

by ChickenHacker July 6, 2016

The wombats

An amazing 3 piece from Liverpool.
Band members:Matthew Murphy(vocals,guitar,keyboards)
Dan Haggis(Drummer)
Tord Overland-Knudsen(bass, additional vocals)
Tord is originally from Norway :
Murph-the dog
Tord-the fox
Dan-The rat
and cherub the wombat x
Genre: Indie, pop punk, alternative

Songs by The Wombats include: Backfire at the disco, Lets dance to Joy division, Kill the director, Moving to New- York, Sunday TV.
You can dance to their music :D
www.myspace.com/thewombatsuk

I went to see The Wombats in liverpool last night, they rocked lolz :D

by NuRaveGirl September 29, 2007

stacking the wombat

Still continuing to eat despite needing to take a poo

"man i'm stacking the wombat"
"i really need to take a shit, but this food is sooo tasty"

by Shannon Doyle April 21, 2008