the chocolate stuff

Low grade Marijuana, also know as dirt. It is so low grade and old and dry that it is brown instead of green. The only way to get any kind off a buzz out of it would be, to smoke half an ounce or more, non stop out of a bong, but since nobody wants to taint their bong with something so nasty, it ends up hand rolled in a flavored blunt to add a hint of flavor and to get a buzz off of the tobacco because that dirt aint getting any real stoner high for more than 30 seconds by itself. The reason it is called the chocolate stuff is that some potheads like to have names for their grass, and even a shitty batch needs a name to make it interesting especially to pot smokers who only normally smoke high grade hydroponic weed, and have to be convinced to try something that may have been green in 10,000 B.C. but currently looks like a tumbleweed mixed with chocolate cake batter and crushed pine cones.

Carlos: Did Justin have the Greens?

Ralph: Nah, I had to go to Fat Pat and get the chocolate stuff.

Carlos: I aint putting that shit in my pyrex

Ralph: Nah, we're gonna take the chocolate stuff and put it in the vanilla thing.

by ScaldedDog July 31, 2009

Stuff the Cannon

This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.

Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man

by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009

Stuff the muffin

The act of pounding chubby with a chubby.

My boy Sheridan stayed up all night to stuff the muffin and make cream cheese

by DOB69 April 27, 2014

the black stuff

The black stuff is Irish slang for Guinness

Oh by Jasus lad get me a pint o the black stuff

by Irishlilbitch February 25, 2017

double stuff the muffin

When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.

Do you double stuff the muffin?

by SuperSonicX February 13, 2007

the white stuff

n. (1) Cocaine, particularly the fine powder of higher purity that is preferred for snorting by the wealthy. However, it CAN sometimes refer to crack rock in the ghetto.

(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.

Her friends always knew that Courtney Love had a predilection for the white stuff.



Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?

Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...

Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)

Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...

Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.

Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...

Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.

by Carl Willis August 26, 2004

stuff the turkey

A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.

After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005