hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

I ain't never seen the beat

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all

When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."

by Kerry G. and Regina W. October 26, 2007

Sheening The Cube

Going seven days without sleep

I went to Vegas for a bachelor party weekend but I wound up swapping out my ticket and staying the rest of the week.

whisper voice duuuude, you were Sheening The Cube!!!

see Gleaming The Cube with Christian Slater 1981

by Mokinooch March 18, 2011

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust?

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.

Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."

by buy me free games November 4, 2018

Have you seen the shoelace video?

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”

Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.

by Spontanoose January 15, 2022

Seen the truth

Seeing the Truth. Is the day you realized that everything that seems to be real ended up behing fake are the oppisit. Seeing the Truth could be only toward a women lieing to you and makeing you think she cares for you and at the end of the day you were just a credit card with no pay back. Seeing the truth is also the day a guy are women realizing that they are not attractive to this world and no one will ever love them. there can only be 1 resons that you have no soul.

I am sitting at the bar and some girl ask me to buy her a drink then she walk away.. ..... IV SEEN THE TRUTH

by ivseenthetruth1 March 1, 2011

have you seen the world? o.O

when someone is acting retarded n is self centered in their little corner watching porn all day (Gay porn dumass who watches twmnv. Or is really out dated

Person 1: Oh shit where'd you get it

Me: ( looks at girlfriend)
Me: have you seen the world? o.O

by Aka ADT ~Ninjawayz #2 November 29, 2010