You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

the messages

the groceries (Ireland)

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?

by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022

massage the donut

to succeed despite a lack of preparedness, expected knowledge, or actual information.

I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.

by Nive7 June 2, 2010

Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009

i get messages from the stars

A repeating lyric in the popular hit song: Messages from the stars

you:¨Ï get messages from the stars¨ *he says while vibing*
some guy: ¨waht?
i get messages from the stars you dont know?

by Entixer January 23, 2024

Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.

What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

by Beet Meet November 27, 2019

old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

by Krkič March 24, 2020