mangle

what you bike does when it gets run over by a train

i was jus ridin along an my bike got mangled by a train!!!

by dave April 9, 2003

Mangled

The state of having an extreme high percentage of alcohol in your system, which is greater than your urine output

Tim: 'Ethan lad. Last night you were mangled'
Ethan: 'No I wasn't, you must be dreaming it'
Heron: 'Ethan, lets be real here, you were infact Mangled'

by Jeff n inspiration October 28, 2018

Mangled

When you’re so high you loose your state of consciousness and go completely west

Oi last night I was mangled off that MD

by Gurner Kings November 19, 2018

Mangled

A word to describe how you feel after an extremely heavy night and then to tell everyone that you designed the word mangled.

"I feel mangled" "did you know I made up this word"

by Cock Higgins June 30, 2012

mangle

A variation of the sexual "triangle" position in which two females simultaneously position themselves facing each other over a prostrate man's face and penis while kissing, the mangle is a similar triangle formed instead by three males. The term "mangle" is short for "man triangle". The male lying prostrate is referred to as the hypotenuse. A participant in the mangle is a mangler.

"Due to Andy's short height, he was the hypotenuse in an acute isosceles mangle last night."

by MacGregDogg September 21, 2008

mangles

The term used to describe pictures on myspace taken at angles, shortened from myspace angles to 'mangles'.

omg...her pictures are total mangles.

by eizoh April 10, 2006

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004