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The Holy Hobo Fork

The basis of the Holy Hobo Fork religion; a fork that has been blessed by a holy hobo.
Have you prayed to the Holy Hobo Fork today?
by Nanashi Kurokaze December 18, 2006
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The Dirty Hobo

The dirty hobo is when you are taking a shit on the toilet, then put your non dominate hand under a buttcheek until numb, then you masterbate with that same hand.

Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.
Dude you’ve gotta try the dirty hobo it’s a game changer
by The Dirty Hobo July 24, 2021
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the pimpin hobo

A guy that you will love and hate all at the same time. Has the most sexyest voice in the whole wide world. You will always want to talk to and never say goodbye. the crazyest person alive and he is my BESTEST friend in the whole wide world.
He is crazy!

NO, he is the pimpin hobo, Get it right!
by the best person ever(maria) September 26, 2009
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The Lonely Hobo

The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.
Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY
by A lonely guy July 2, 2011
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The Lazy Hobo

When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.
"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"
by Meoww. January 12, 2012
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Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him
"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"
by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023
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