One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.
After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.
by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003
When a person takes all of their online pictures from a particular angle to obscure their extra weight.
by Rwgahajjanaa May 23, 2020
All the portly mature middle school teachers wear hickey hiders to camouflage their sweaty neck rolls.
by Belly Button Bandit January 3, 2018
Someone on Facebook who consistently has a profile photo of anything but themselves - e.g., almost invariably a toddler, but a vague group photo, a photo of a cartoon, landscape, a flower, their feet, generic artwork, animals, etc., are also par for the course. Very often these individuals don't ever make a peep to you directly after they're let in, and instead enjoy quietly watching what the people on their own friends list do instead. Blowing the image they'd like to project of being "too busy for Facebook," they somehow notice within hours or even minutes after they've been deleted.
Michelle: "Janice is such a Facebook hider. Did it ever occur to her to use a photo of herself WITH her kid as her profile pic?"
Miranda: "Nobody does that! You're crazy."
Miranda: "Nobody does that! You're crazy."
by TexasAdder September 2, 2010
n.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.
Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.
by catfight12 January 4, 2009
Someone in a combat related sport, specifically those of medieval reenacting nature such as SCA, Dagorhir, Amtgarrd or Adrian Empire; who cheat by refusing to take their hits, As in Growing Rhino Hide so as not to feel a properly calibrated blow. The only remedy for these people is to hit them harder..much harder!
by Saberslinger1978 April 6, 2013
by Funphil December 4, 2007