The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

by Rogue Steel October 2, 2018

The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it

"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."

by Asriel379 February 7, 2020

the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.

Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.

by vdw17 February 12, 2019

The Water Fountain

Whilst having intercourse with your partner kneel down as if you are preparing for a blowjob and sneakily pull out a razer blade and slice your partners ballsack. Causing his sperm (and blood) to fall down like a water fountain.

I was chillin with my homie and he started going on a tangent about how his girl gave him The Water Fountain

by Kim jong uns nut December 6, 2019

The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 8, 2019

The Red Fountain School for Specialists

The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.

The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.

by urbandictionaryvea October 28, 2022

The ultimate cock fountain

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins

My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain

by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023