A box we put dead people in, we all end up in coffins one day. Or in a matchbox either way it’s all good.
Me: Mom buy me a new fucking coffin
Mom: I just bought you a new one yesterday your going through those things like mad
Me: those roaches in the yard need proper burials
Mom: those weren’t roaches they were small children
Mom: I just bought you a new one yesterday your going through those things like mad
Me: those roaches in the yard need proper burials
Mom: those weren’t roaches they were small children
by GMS sufferer December 27, 2019
A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.
by Joe Iron February 17, 2008
"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"
by DEFEKATOR January 27, 2017
a group of 4 or 6 people holding a coffin which is supposed to be you after stepping on a lego or stubbing your toe. it is the new hot meme that anyone could laugh at. much comedy
by toss boy is god April 16, 2020
a dangerously accident prone aircraft
by The Return of Light Joker February 03, 2012
The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.
A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.
by un-named August 30, 2006
by hippiechick38 March 21, 2007