wood

An erect penis

Damn, i've got wood!

by Jaluh February 1, 2004

into the woods

a play about fairy tale characters wanting their wish to come true and in the end they get it

cinderella went into the woods to get her wish.

by Corie June 16, 2004

wood

What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher

Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)

by demanding change May 8, 2008

the woods

A prison slang for the white inmates.

"Whiteboy, you better get the fuck out of my face and get back in the woods."

by sonuvagun September 27, 2005

Wood

The term used to describe a dry throbbing cock.

Barbra was fummimg that Joe was too wired to get wood

by Paulyboysmith May 29, 2016

wood

1. erect penis
2. white hood (used in boondocks to describe the area to which the family moved into)
3. used to describe obsolete literature

" everyone gets morning wood"
" your hood is dope, u live in the wood "
" that book is wood"

by everblack September 26, 2008

the woods

a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.

hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods

by laaalalala August 14, 2009