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pooing the win

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap
'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'
by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020
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For The Win

Expression used by the famous Anthony Caron at Flamingo Crossing Village that means to celebrate each days of your life like if it was always a success
Esteban: “Lets gooo bro”
Anthony (answering): “For The Win!”
Esteban (answering): “For The Win!”
by Antho25 November 27, 2024
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If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!
by Lissylooe January 3, 2020
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You Win the Internet

A Phrase ment to convey that you did something online very well. Whether it is making a really good website, making a good YTMND or pulling off an incredible move in an online video game.
Wow that was awsome! You win the Internet!
by ColdSheep September 18, 2006
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win the breakup

Meeting your ex after some time has passed and comparing details about your current lives - there is always a winner and a loser in a breakup. If your life is going significantly better than your ex's, then you "win the breakup" Coined by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.
I ran into my ex Susan the other day - she's working at a Dairy Queen and got knocked up by some douche. I totally won that breakup.

Man, stop watching TV and go get a job or something. Don't you want to win the breakup when you meet Jen at this year's reunion?
by mowgli27 June 29, 2009
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...or the terrorists win

A horrible lie spread by the Bush Administration to further their agenda.
"We have to stay in Iraq for another 15 years ...or the terrorists win."
"We have to keep marriage between a man and a woman ...or the terrorists win."
by Jack324 May 17, 2007
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Win the Day

Coach Chip Kelly's mantra for the Oregon Ducks football team: to take care of what you can control today instead of looking down the road too often; to treat every game like it's the National Championship

Fast. Hard. Finish.
I was really for the Ducks to be ranked #1 in the polls in November but then Chip Kelly reminded everyone that we need to win the day because the only rankings that matter are the ones on January 11th.

If you don't win the day at practice on Tuesday, how do you expect to win the game on Saturday?
by hazmat5793 December 24, 2010
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