When you are at your partner's house and, just before orgasm, pick her up, continue to climax as you walk towards the front door and as you finish drop her on the front step and slam/lock the door behind her.
"Todd, what do you mean 'Come over to my place'? I thought you lived with Susan?"
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."
by a Tastless Turtle May 16, 2008
by metamorphosis May 15, 2004
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The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
by Kodykhaos February 2, 2020
When you put two fingers in a girls vagina and two fingers in her ass. You then proceed to wipe your fingers just below her eyes so it looks like she has Native American war paint.
Sean was trying to fuck this one chick last night, unfortunately his penis was much too small for her so he gave her the trail of tears instead.
by Dj urffff August 25, 2010
Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.
When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...
by me May 4, 2006