tooke

1.homosexual intercourse, 2. to not have an education, 3. to be covered in poor marine tattoos.

i tooke it up the arse.

"did you go to school?" "no i'm a tooke"

"do you like my tatoos? no they're tooke.

by gwildegwil December 4, 2009

took

The act of being taken (away)
How you would act if told upsetting news
Getting ripped off
Past temse of steal

I was took by that statement

That bitch was cheating on me. I was took
when I found out

That nigga took all my weed

How'd ya get that shit yo. I took that shit
from this punk mua fucka down tha street.
Ya dig?

by SaCkInYoUrMoUtH May 11, 2010

Took

1.)Punked , rob, take possession

2.) To evade at a high rate of speed

1.)“This bih took on me bruh”
2.) “The cops tried to pull me over so I took them”

by Juanyeezy860 November 9, 2020

Fool of a Took

A phrase used by one Gandalf the Grey, the famous, kindly wizard from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. It is used during the Mines of Moria scene in the first in the trilogy, the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf says it to Peregrin "Pippin" Took, to display his anger and fustration directing at him for knocking a skeleton down a well, alerting the orcs of their whereabouts and putting the entire fellowship in danger once again.

"FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!!"

-Gandalf the Grey

by JuliaMarie August 20, 2007

took a header

Slipped and fell.

I was walking on wet stairs and took a header. It was a good fall.

by Darnoc October 12, 2013

Took a load

A term that means to have cum shot in ones pussy,ass or mouth.

She took a load.

by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011

took an L

to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.

"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)

by urbansammy January 20, 2017