Time

1. A tool you can put on the wall
2. Something you can wear on your wrist

3. A ruler to measure the day

Fun fact: The future doesn't exist; This is true because once you're in the future, it'll just be the present

Person 1: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes untill our show's on.
Person 2: That's not enough time!
A fucking clock: reeeEEEEEEEEEH

by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019

on time

When something is really good

Man that shit was on time!

by J roc July 18, 2004

time

The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.

Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.

"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

by udusers1 October 9, 2012

Timely

Done or happening at the appropriate time or proper time
Very focused and time conscious person, highly presentable and attractive

A timely warning
With timely treatment,the patient has a good chance of recovery

by Aphrodite 25 February 9, 2020

Time

Time is the one thing that can keep someone from happiness or sorrow. Time makes the world go forward while being able to put a pause on someone's personal progression at the same time. Time can be both bad and good while showing know true purpose other than moving forward. Time, the only thing that can ruin a life.

Time is the definition of life.

by Kyle6921 April 10, 2017

time

An invention by man to track reality's decay.

Only time can tell the destruction of humanity.

by Prince Luc June 4, 2003

That is on time.

Instead of saying, "That is cool", or saying, "That is tight", say, "That is on time."

That is on time. That is cool. That is tight.

by Dookie916 April 16, 2011